When you hit the blunt before you go on the air…
The world needs more people like Cole Sprouse
大家你好!!! check out my new tattoo!! it means “harmony” in english!!! I can’t wait to start showing white people my tattoo and asking them if they can understand it!!! TFW YOLO! (That’s what they say right?)
So much shade I have to get a damn coat..
Because fat jokes are as awesome as rapey vampire jokes.
it’s not a fat joke he’s an actual elephant you idiot
from the show:
srsly, one of the best sight gags they’ve ever done
even if you know nothing about Hinduism, how do you not remember this?
Endless list of favorite characters: Simon Monroe
"Tell me what you want, Keiren. I’ll do anything I can to give it to you. ‘Cause there’s what I believe… and then there’s you."
i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid
the little mermaid
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??
*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?
*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”
*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started
*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break
Phantom of the Opurrah
What to do when you see your friend texting while driving
his vocal range wild