astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
Mickey Milkovich + “Fuck”
The captain of the Titanic must have been like “I nominate all the passengers tonight for the ice bucket challenge”.
i love how skirts and dresses allow easy access
to the toilet am i right ladies
We’re going to have to start a new fundraiser for all of the injured people
Jfc is Canadia even real
I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.
60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it
It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.
canada is my favourite contury
I got a positive ticket when I was a kid. This cop waved me over while I was riding my bike and I was totally freaking out. And he was just like “I just wanted to say you’re awesome for wearing a helmet and going on the right side of the street.” And he gave me a ticket and it was also a contest to win a new bike. I didn’t win but it was still totally awesome.