I now bond you two in holy macaroni
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
HONESTLY THIS GIRL SHOULD GET AN OSCAR
Berry tried playing animal crossing for the first time and she’s wondering why there’s an alpaca named Reese that looks exactly like her.
"what’s your zodiac sign?"
i didnt study for this
if i was music i’d be a single
yeah because you’re the best song on the album
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
Typing is really weird like I’ll be in lowercase typing normally then I hit cAPS LOCK AND I SPEED UP LIKE VROOM VROOM MOTHERFUCKER