when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.
White dragon king crown betta
this fish is cooler than me
i think you mean it’s betta than you
a sink is knocking at your door. just let that sink in
I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake
I’ve changed my mind.
i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
Hours Worked On Minimum Wage In Order To Pay For One University Credit Hour
*Flings this chart at baby boomers*
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
Calm down, George R. R. Martin
bed, wed, behead tho
⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーＪ °。+ *´¨)
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(¸.·´ (¸.·’* ur cute
this is actually the cutest thing ever i’m going to cry
the doctor is literally so shitty at flying the tardis like how do u aim for vegas and end up on a soviet submarine in the middle of the north pole smdhits because the TARDIS is meant to be piloted by 6-7 time lords. and the doctor has to pilot it alone. all alone…
Because he’s alone… All alone.
"and that is why pink ribbons are for boobies." -hank green
Things I did not know until now. DAMNIT HITLER.
I had already drafted it by the time I realised that you were probably talking about a different Captain Jack…