When my parents ask why I don’t go out
when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”
trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day
Liz Climo on Tumblr.
this really cheered me up
a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick
ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story.
*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background
my ascent into adulthood